Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Hunks and Ryan's Neck Pillow

We start our third week of shows here at Koots tonight. It's been alot of fun so far and we're all getting along great- as usual. We always seem to have some good laughs at each other's expense- like any band, it's usually mixed personalities (or multiple personalities in some cases!) and fortunately for EastonAshe, we have more fun with each other than we do issues. Geoff and I are mostly the type to come home after the show to relax, while Ryan and Matt like a more social life. Nonetheless, nobody gets to bed before 4am, and sometimes later. The people we meet up here are generally good to hang out with as well.

Yesterday, I was dropping the car keys off at Ryan and Matt's place and when I walked in, nobody was home except one of the bartenders from Koots laying flat on the couch, watching tv. I guess he had a few drinks after the early shift and didn't quite make it home!

The American Hunks Revue went on last weekend, and of course, being a worldly guy, I had to check it out (the other guys did too, but with much more shame and embarassement-but somehow they couldn't look away either!). The hunks were hunky and the women screaming as they stripped from firefighters, private eyes, and prisoners down to their "well-stuffed" schlong thongs. Unlike at a strip club, where a man would be beating down in the parking lot for merely touching a girl, this is an "all hands" show, where the studs park a few girls on stage and then let them paw all over them. The best guy, Jason, whom I mentioned last week, was the best and put these crazy girls into some of the oddest positions i've seen. One was a slightly large woman on stage that he sat on his lap and then dumped her upside down between his legs, etc, etc. Well, this poor girl's skirt went the way of gravity, exposing her large lady bloomer undies with her legs sticking straight up to the ceiling! Real sexy! Then as the show was wrapping up, he went to another larger girl in the front row and sat on her lap for some spooning, but within a few seconds, the (steel) chair legs broke and they went crashing to the floor. Poor thing- nothing like boosting your self-esteem by going to the hunks show and breaking your chair! ((sigh))

Sometimes we joke about how lazy Ryan can be; here's a good example- we were at their place again the other day, and noticed that the couch was turned and angled diagonally across the living room- turns out Ryan didn't want to have to turn his head to watch TV, so he moved the couch and put his special round neck pillow on to help prop him up. Now this special neck pillow is something he bought at the airport in PHX before our flight up here... it basically looks like those huge whiplash braces people wear after a car accident, except with nicer fabric and it's burgundy in color. We all laughed at him, but he's not ashamed and slept all the way to AK. Plus of course, he can watch TV without getting whiplash.

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